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1	Do you want to be a soak?	Yes	No
2	How old are you?	more than 55 years	teenager
3	What sex are you?	Don't knowe	Man / Woman
4	Have you any alcoholics in your circle of acquaintances?	Don't know... not compared to me	No! I despise liquor
5	Do you smoke?	Yes	No
6	Do you smoke with the cigaret drooping from the corner of your mouth?	Yes	No
7	Do you use snuff?	No	Yes
8	Imagine you are at the local kiosk in order to shop a sixpack of stout - and that you spot a nice warm Cherita. You KNOW that if you drink the Cherita you will forget your name and where you are going. What do you do?	I drink the entire bottle and await my destiny!	I'll be content with the stouts...
9	Have you ever been in the sobering-up cell in order to sleep it off??	No	Yes - I think so
10	You are no a hostel with your partner when he/she breaks out in cheers when he/she sees a bottle of absinth. What do you do...	I tell that that stuff is way too strong and that it can make one blind...	I join the cheering, beat my partner, steal the bottle and drinks the rest on the nearest bench....
11	Do you feel pity with thirsty men?	Yes	No
12	Have you sewed secret pockets in your coat so that you can hide bottles?	I do not hide my natural thirst! I'm proud of it!	Yes - here and there
13	Who of these du you despise:	The dairymen at Arla	The brewers at Carlsberg
14	Is it you who shows the initiative to start beergames and other drink-increasing arrangements?	Yes	No
15	Are you drinking only in order to quench your thirst?	Yes	No
16	Do you practise strict economy?	Yes	No
17	The last beer you have is usually ....	The last? Does a such exist?	Bad
18	If you at a breathalyzer test have 1,3 per mille are you then allowed to keep on driving?	Yes ofcourse!	No - in that case I've been a fool and I've been drinking too much
19	What is the precise alcoholpercent in a Cherita?	12%	14,5%
20	If ONE man digs a ditch in one day - how much time will it take two men to dig one ditch?	3 days	½ day
21	How much time will it take you?	4 days	I don't dig ditches - I sleep in them
22	What tree do you like the most?	Cherrytrees	Milktrees
23	How do you prefer your beer?	Cool	Room temperature
24	Who is your favorite musician?	Enrique Iglesias	The band at my pub
25	You are given the choise between a new moped and a shining new Ferrari. What do you choose?	The brand new Ferrari	The moped! That's more my style...
26	What is the cheapest price for a Cherita?	17,95 in selected shops	Theft-price
27	You are back at the kiosk in order to buy another six-pack of stout... What do you do?	Since I can't remember what I did last time I drink one more Cherita	I grap some mineral water as it is the best for my body
28	You think that personal hygiene is :	Something that is second to your personal permille	Very important!
29	What is your most valued possession?	The photo of you when you were baptised	Your corkscrew
30	Will you become alcoholic?	No	Yes

Your accumulated score:

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0-10 point	You are way too temperately... we have to shoot you
11-30 point	Hmmm... not good! Seems like you are a just a pupil... go home AT ONCE and steal from your parents drinks cupboard!!!
31-53 point	You are suited as prospect to the bench... but you'll probably never get a purple nose..
54-60 point	Something is wrong! With that speed of drinking you can't possibly have had the time needed for this test.....

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